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The Flip Side

Saturday, April 14th, 2012

Earlier this week, I wrote about the arrival of spring.

This new season seemed great at first, full of new clothes and headstands. But I have since found out that it is not all butterflies, buttercups, and other buttery items. (Mmm, butter!)

In fact, spring has a dark side, as evidenced by the horrifying creatures that have taken over the back yard. Legs1 and Legs2 call them “bunnies.” I call them “terrorists,” and you can see why:

 

Killer Rabbits In My Yard! (The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, by Platinum of Independents on FreakingNews.com)

Killer Rabbits In My Yard! (The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, by Platinum of Independents on FreakingNews.com)

 

They are ubiquitous, and they leave dozens of really really small landmines—or maybe I mean grenades—everywhere they go.

They have even taken to following me. I’m feeling particularly vulnerable right about now.

 

Jax Is Attacked. Or At Least Stalked.

Jax Is Attacked. Or At Least Stalked.

 

This cannot stand, sir. THIS CANNOT STAND! If this is spring, I want winter back.