Happy October, Everyone!
I’ve recently learned that Sandy Eggo is different from the rest of the country at this time of year. Everywhere else, it’s starting to cool off and fall.
(Oops, I’m being told the previous sentence should say “cool off for fall,” but that doesn’t make any sense. Whatevs!)
Instead, in the immortal words of Legs1, “October is when we sweat like pigs and burst into flames.”
HUH? That doesn’t sound fun at all.
Still, it has been very hot here recently. Here I am, soakin’ up some killer rays, Dude:
Well you’re too hot ta trot now baby
Don’t worry, I’m not dead! I was just chillaxin’ for a moment, and then Legs1 and Legs2 made me come inside. (Let me take this moment for a public service announcement: heatstroke in animals is no joke!)
I asked Legs1, “How hot IS it?”
Legs1: It’s hot. TOO hot.
Jax: No, really.
Legs1: It’s 98.
Jax: 98 what?
Legs1: 98 fair-an-hots.
I have to admit, I’m not sure what a fair-an-hot is, but 98 does sound like a lot of them. I think they should be spread out over several days. At this rate, we’re in danger of using them all up.
The rest of the family has also been affected by the surplus of fair-an-hots.
Here is Legs2. I thought he was prostated, but he said no, that’s for when he’s older. Currently, he’s prostrated by the heat. I did some research and I think he means he’s supined.
All around, people looking half dead, Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
Meanwhile, Legs1 has been whining and gnashing her teeth like nobody’s business. Frankly, she’s beyond annoying (and so very very pink—yeesh!).
I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside
My Little Pony has lost her get up and go.
Heddo! I thought there was supposed to be hot fun in the summertime, but since it’s now aw-tum, maybe that’s why it’s un-fun, but I dunno
Ugly Dog is downright nasty.
Little Rat broke the world, and I’M NOT COMING OUT OF THIS CLOSET UNTIL HE FIXES IT!
I think the only one who has the right idea is Cage.
Splish, splash, I was takin’ a bath; Long about a Saturday night, yeah; A rub dub, just relaxin’ in the tub; Thinkin’ everythin’ was alright
Hope you’re staying cool, Vast Readership. Maybe you live in one of those places that’s falling right now. If so, lucky you!